Joe DeRozier is the owner of a small donut shop in central Indiana. He has no real skills and has accomplished very little during his over five decades of life. What Joe lacks in intelligence, good looks, stature and importance, he makes up with his… Well, actually, he doesn't make up for any of these things.

The fact is, Joe observes. He observes and, to the dismay of his publisher—and now you, he writes these observations down.

These are the books of musings that Joe has accumulated…and, unfortunately, he has plans for more.

He apologizes in advance.